Grant Gets Goosed at the Zoo

There was a "friendly" goose at the zoo and Grant decided to feed it some nuts and seeds. He though the "friendly" goose would eat from his hand like a "friendly" squirrel would. Well the goose bit Grant's finger and then hissed at him, making Grant drop the food. The goose then ate happily. Grant called the goose "stupid" but we all agreed that the goose was not the stupid one.